MONTH NUMBER, YEAR
CELEBRITYNAME, known for KNOWNFOR, was arrested this WEEKDAY by CITY police officials after he has been charged with CRIME1.
Law enforcement sources have stated, CELEBRITYNAMEREPEAT was VERB1 into a ADJ NOUN1 when he allegedly VERB2 the BODYPART of a NOUN2 over with his/her NOUN3. After a brief ACTIVITY, cops followed him back to a PLACE, where he reportledly ADJPAST in the NOUN4. We are told that NOUN5 and CELEBRITYNAME2 were not involved.
"EXCLAIMATION I always thought he was ADJ2, but I never thought he would do something like that!" a statement released by a his mother.
In MONTH2, a CELEBRITYNAME2REPEAT was charged with a similar crime. But rather than VERB3 with a NOUN6, he VERBPAST with a ADJ3 dog.
Will this be the beginning of another downfall? Only time will tell.