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January 11, 2010

here is a lovely story for you:

My friends were at my house. One was smiling and 2 was laughing because I was trying to blow a bubble but i couldn't. then friend no 1 started laughing really hard . friend no 3 is very polite and giggled slightly . friend no 4 was smirking. friend no 5 was high. we all got high except friend no 3 because she's a goody goody, but then she felt left out. it was okay though. So she got high too and it was funny. When we all came down from our high. "OMG we have to do our hw!" Said 3. "Lets just say we 'forgot' to do it." said 4, winking. "we really should do it!" said 3. "actually," said 1, who was quite nerdy. "it's a project but we really should do it, since it's a group project." "OH PHEW" said 3, who never missed a hw in her life. "but i will forget about it tommorow from all the crack, so lets do it now." said 5. she was very high. then lets think, i said. so we did. 5 was high so she was no use. we all thought hard, but couldn't think of anything to do for our project. it was mind boggling! then 2 had an idea. she was a very cool person. after she explained, 3 said it wouldn't work and got sad. then 5 passed out. it was akward because she threw up on herself before she went out. 3 freaked out!!!!!!!! "NOTHINGS GOING THE RIGHT WAY!!!! We'RE GONNA FAIL SKOOL AND GET ARRESTED FOR DRUG USE!!!!!!" she sobbed. "er im sure we can think of Something!" i said, faking a smile. 3 stopped crying but was still quite sad. "OMG!!!!" said 2, who was stupid. "I HAVE AN IDEA... WAIT NO I DONT" 5 was still passed out. "uhh i dont think that is gonna help us..." i said. then mr. robot came. "I WILL DO UR HW FOR U" it said. awesome! we were all happy, and we loved the robot. 3 got quite romantic and after she realised what she was doing she was embarrased. then 5 woke up with a splitting headache and was quite angry. i just rolled my eyes. 2 kept her mouth shut. 5 was very quite evil. so we decided to do our project on nature. more specifically: pigs , monkeys , and crabs . but we also did weather too, like sun, clouds, rain, and snow. after we were done we went outside and looked at the moon since it was nighttime. there were lots of pretty flowers in my garden . "come one guys, lets go in, it's quite dark" said wimpy 3. we started taking lots of pictures because it was 5's birthday. she loved wild parties, so we invited everyone over by the phone , and fb. as a present, we all went on vacation. while we were there, we played sports, and rode in rental cars . we also did karaoke, and starred in a movie, and danced to music all night. when we were tired and went back to our hotel, we relaxed and watched tv and listended to the local radio. during dinner, when the bell rang, we ate sweets like cake. it was delicious follwed up by a cup of coffee. then we got drunk. and to bring down our hangovers by drinking tea . when you're high and drunk everything is ver confusing and weird we fell in love, and broke our lover's hearts. when you're high, everything is better than it seems but you will always come crashing down.

i know that made no sense but ily

That was the sexyist story ever!

Now here's one for yoou!

I have a pet . He is in with a . They under the light. On their next date they go out for , , and . Then they when out for and the gave her some . Over the , the asked the to be his . The said "I you, but I am addict." and the whale "I you just the way you are." And so they got married () on a and it was all very . And then they ate and lived ever after.
The end

ILY

ikr! yours was soo random...

i just had to use all the faces

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October 31, 2010

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January 11, 2010

I am expecting you to understand this Susan

April 14, 2010