Delicious Magical Strawberry Shortcake

Ingredients

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit.
In a medium sized bowl combine the softened butter with the sugar until it is nice and creamy.
In a separate bowl, place the flour, salt, baking powder. Stir to combine.
Get another bowl and mix together the milk, vanilla extract, eggs and magic dust or glitter.
Mix the dry ingredients into the butter sugar mixture, alternating with the wet mixture.
Grease and line a round cake pan, pour the batter in.
Bake it in the oven for 30 minutes.
Remove cake from the oven and place on a rack to cool and start preparing the strawberry and heavy cream.
Realize that the recipe called for 1 tablespoon of sugar and an entire cup of salt.
Dispose the cake or give it to someone you hate and tell them it’s magical.
Eat the strawberries separately and place the heavy cream back into the fridge until needed.
Order a nice strawberry shortcake from a nearby bakery instead and eat that as well to treat yourself.