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How many numbers did
you get? One?

2
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I could've gotten more,
but your mom held me back.

3
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(LAUGHING)
That's messed up.

4
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How many did you get?

5
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Oh. Let me see.

6
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Tonya, Denise,
Shelley...

7
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Oh, wait,
that's an old one,
I could delete that one.

8
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So, Tonya...

9
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Wait. Liar.

10
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Isn't Shelley that chick
from your math class?

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Give me!
Denise?

12
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Wait, hold on,
these are your damn
study group numbers, dude.

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Why you are you lying, huh?

14
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I don't see you
with a list of numbers.

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I'm not the one looking
for a girlfriend, man.

16
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You're the one who's
still a virgin!

17
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I'm trying to help your ass,
you know what I'm saying?

18
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I don't know what you're
waiting for. Shit.

19
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You're still being the quiet kid from
sixth grade!

20
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I don't need to try,
I get plenty.
You understand me?

21
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Wah-wah.
Look, I get more pussy
than your dad!

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(ALIKE LAUGHING)

23
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What?
Okay, you got me
with that one.

24
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You got me
with that one.
Yeah, I know. I know.

25
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You need to pop
your damn cherry.

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Shut up.

27
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That's what
you need to do.